Mouthitis

(mouth-I-tis) A common phenomenon when one can't control the impulsive desire to shoot off one's mouth. Friends nor family is safe from the person suffering from mouthitis for they will spill secrets, twist words and just plain make up stuff for their own twisted fun.

One must always remember not to confide in a mouthitis sufferer. Only do so if the information shared with a mouthitis sufferer is something you want to become widely known as sharing with them basically guarantees it.

Mouthitis sufferers are also in essence "back stabbers" and do not make good friends.

Man, that chick has a serious case of mouthitis.

That was personal and I told you that in confidence. If I'd known you have mouthitis I would never have told you. Thanks, some friend you are.

Obviously you didn't know she has mouthitis, she told everyone dude !!!

Mouthitis by Mizz Ella Ella Bella September 26, 2011

mouthitis

Diarrhea of the mouth when talk to a really attractive person

Jenna had mouthitis when talking to carl

mouthitis by pricelesss___ November 6, 2014

asshole of the mouthitis 

a diease were you have cronic asshole smell in the mouth. This smell can be noticed for as far away as 100 feet. People who have this are at loss because there is no fix, toothpaste nor gum work, but if you wash with mouthwash for at lease 5 min. then brush then keep gum in it may work. depending on the sevarity of your case

Aren! your mouth smells like an asshole
sorry dude its my disease
really whats it called
cronic asshole of the mouthitis
damn.. sux

asshole of the mouthitis by Spudikiss April 7, 2010

penile mouthification 

slang term for fellatio

Mary Jane refused to have sexual intercourse with her boyfriend; however, she satiated his sexual appetite through penile mouthification..

penile mouthification by Reverend Jim October 16, 2006

moshitis 

Any form of injury gained from moshing, especially the serious ones when you can't move your head or a limb for a few days.

Dude! went into the pit 4 nights ago and i'm still down with moshitis.

moshitis by Will [Neffers] July 18, 2007

Motitis

A Cypriot influencer based in Leeds, UK.

Fan#1: Hey! Do you know Motitis?

Fan#2: omg duh who doesn't?

Fan#1: I always liked you...

Fan#2: What? why didn't you tell me?

Fan#1: ...

Fan#2: bye James

Motitis by Motitis May 20, 2019

mouthmissia 

a disease in which one misses their mouth habitually.

She's got food all over her shirt, she must have a case of mouthmissia.

mouthmissia by maddddddddddie March 4, 2009