A pile of both
clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a
bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a
base that swallows up the entire
bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range
will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.