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momentarily

Something that is bound to happen in just a few moments.
We will arrive momentarily.
momentarily by Da9el October 27, 2015

monetarily violated 

Where someone makes unauthorized purchases on your account.
"Some weeaboo hacked my PayPal account and bought over $3000 of anime on CrunchyRoll. I felt monetarily violated."

A Momentary Lapse of Penis 

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.
Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

Momentary Emotion 

Emotion that turn on and off in a matter of moments.

Also works with hate, love, and sad.
This must be Momentary Emotion if I hate now but in a few seconds I like you but then change back to hate you again.

I love this car, I hate this car, but I really love this car, but I really hate this car.
Momentary Emotion by PYROxSYCO January 2, 2010

momentary obsessiveness 

When a persons thoughts are completely preoccupied with a person, place, thing or event but they forget about whatever was consuming their thoughts in an hour, day, week or month.
Anthony is experiencing momentary obsessiveness about the royal wedding just to annoy his listeners.

Momentary Tourettes 

The perfect excuse for random swearing
Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes
Momentary Tourettes by Yaikon May 15, 2010
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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