Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'
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When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.
Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.
by Two tone cock January 2, 2008
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a man who is such a puss that he acts like a douche. a man-douche
hes so whipped hes a mouche
by nat February 15, 2004
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when scaramouche, from the hit game genshin impact on pc, PlayStation, and mobile devices, begins the mouchening.
“bro he just mouched everywhere!”
“he’s gonna mouche all over the inazumans just like how freddy freddied all over the kids”
“make sure my son doesn’t mouche everywhere”
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Mouche, (pronounced moosh.)

A derogatory word for someone who sucks their own feces off of someone else's penis.
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When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.
Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.
by Two tone cock December 30, 2008
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