Motted
Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.
Words you can keep
motted out
As seen on Keith Lemon's infamous 'Celebrity Juice' it's another word for Cunninglus. The way your mouth moves while performing this act produces a 'mott mott mott' action.
Phil: Hey Dave, did you get lucky with that skank you pulled last night?
Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.
Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?
Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?
Phil: PAR
Dave: Nah man, I was too pissed to do that business so I just motted out instead.
Phil: Nice, did you repeat yourself with 'MOTT MOTT MOTT' like Keith Lemon?
Dave: Yeah, she got freaked out and went home for some reason?
Phil: PAR
motted out by stannyy September 4, 2011
Related Words
matted asshair
the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions
Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.
matted asshair by Buttceth November 7, 2012
mottephobia
a major fear of moths, mainly the really big ones. especially when the come near you and buzz right in your ear.
a fear which i admit i have. mottephobia.
never wanting to be near a giant moth in fear of it flying into your ear.
never wanting to be near a giant moth in fear of it flying into your ear.
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Moated
An awesome term that rose in the 1980's that was another word for "You got told!" or "You got burned!". Truely old school people use this term.
1. Ooooooh! 'Dat boi' just got 'dem ass moated!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!
2. Damn, homie! You just got moated from 'dat dum' ass bitch!
Moated by Cameron Shuck April 17, 2006
matted hit
when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.
usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.
usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.
matted hit by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018
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