motorwank

Masturbating while driving.

"I was so bored driving along the M1 I had a motorwank"

motorwank by Vindalou March 17, 2017

marmite motorway

bum hole

if the river flows red, take the dirt track instead

marmite motorway by D. Hine October 13, 2003

one-way-motorway 

Derogatory term for a gay person

A one-way-motorway is a man with a lust for men

one-way-motorway by TopShaggerPeter May 24, 2020

Motorway service station 

n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.

see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!

Motorway service station by anticon February 1, 2005

marmite motorway

n. The anus.

The British equivalent of the Hershey Highway.

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...

marmite motorway by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004

motorway 

Large, dual carriageway road with special status (in UK, Ireland, Australia). International equivalents: Interstate, Autobahn, autostrada. No stopping, u-turns, etc. Maximum speed limit (in UK) 70mph/110kph. In practice the police leave you alone up to 100mph/160kph. No speed cameras are allowed on ordinary motorways (eg no roadworks, or otherwise reduced speed limits). Due to poor planning and low government spending on all transport, UK motorways are notoriously congested (the busiest stretch or road in Europe, the M6 through Birmingham, has only 3 lanes each way).

Shall we take the motorway or the a-roads?

motorway by oracle January 31, 2005

marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...

The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...

marmite motorway by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003