5 definitions by Mark Weldon

twatter

A person who has just hit you in the face and/or genitals

Jim's a effin' twatter for hitting me

by Mark Weldon September 17, 2003

marmite motorway

A refference to the rectal passage way...

The dirty cunt likes to take it up the marmite motorway...

by Mark Weldon September 17, 2003

rawks my sawks

Somthing that is rad, in which rocks... etc

Your hair fucking rawks my sawks

by Mark Weldon September 17, 2003

pardon me French

To apologise for using bad language

However not bad language in the sense of French... More like swearing...

Holy shit!

Oh, pardon me French

by Mark Weldon September 17, 2003

crowd

A group of people...

Did you see the crowd of people at the football game...

by Mark Weldon September 17, 2003