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Dip me in mothafucking ranch 

When someone is being very very negative and you want to express your feelings to the group but exclude that one person, you yell dip me in ranch
Mick was being super negative so I looked at Eli and just yelled Dip Me In mothafucking Ranch

Muthafuckin' Snakes 

A breed of snakes indigenous to muthafuckin' planes.
"I have had it with these Muthafuckin' Snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"

How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp 

A disturbing, yet illuminating book by the notorious pimp Dazzle Razzle.
Hank: How to be a Motherfucking Pimp gave me nightmares
Joe: But you did learn how to pimp like a motherfucker
Hank: Indeed. And for this I am eternally grateful to Dazzle Razzle. God bless that motherfucking pimp
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I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.
After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"

God damn motherfucking 

Stronger than damn, stronger than god damn, and yes, even more powerful than god damn fucking, god damn motherfucking is for when you really god damn motherfucking mean it.
Shut the fuck up, you god damn motherfucking motherfucker!

Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker! 

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”