A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.
It means if you hit, pinch, scream at, or talk to my child wrong when I'm not around...I'll feel it deep inside and I'll beat you within an inch of ur life!
I'm sorry you're in the hospital but my motherly instinct says you better not touch my child again!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.