A thrilling, energy-efficient mode of transportation that many
people consider "too dangerous", mainly because these
people drive a 3-ton
SUV while texting.
SUV driver: <texting> OMG LOL grumpy
cat is SOO HILAR-
*THUMP*
SUV driver: OMG what was that??
<sees dead motorcyclist in rear view
mirror>
SUV driver: Serves him
right he shouldn't be driving a motorcycle they're sooo dangerous, LOL!!!!