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A very small town in northern-central Missouri that is surrounded by corn and cows with many wanna-be-gangsters (you live in a town surrounded by corn, YOU ARE NOT A GANGSTER!!!). There isn't much to do here, mostly residents have to go to Columbia, MO to do anything fun.
Only idiots move there kids to Moberly, MO.
by cowsvilleUSAresident April 01, 2011
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