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The Theory of the Moebius
There is the theory of the Moebius, a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. Loop where time becomes a. A loop where time becomes. Becomes a loop where time. Time becomes a loop where. Where time becomes a loop.
The Theory of the Moebius by shukh May 22, 2007
moebius syndrome
A rare disorder caused when cranial nerves are absent or not fully developed. The symptoms of the disorder includes the lack of facial expression, absence of lateral eye movement, speech difficulties, hearing problems, feeding and swallowing problems, and physical problems in other parts of the body. People with this disorder cannot smile, frown, or blink, thus remaining expressionless as if wearing a mask.
Parents of a child born with Moebius syndrome may see that the child’s face does not move when he or she cries.
moebius syndrome by Isilli December 12, 2008
Mossbian
Fangirls who would totally go lesbian for singer Alison Mosshart. And want to marry her. And think she's the most wonderful person on earth.
Guy: Hey Alison is soooo talented... and she's hot, too!
Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!
Mossbian: Hey! That's my wife you're talking about, you jerk!
Mossbian by ILoveTheThirdMan October 29, 2011
Morebian
Morebian: a persuasion of sexuality which is often posited in opposition to lesbianism but in actuality is likewise characterized by an undying affection for the female reproductive organs. Where morebianism differs from lesbianism is in its inclusivity. Morebians will, and do, attempt to procreate with individuals possessing any reproductive organ, individuals without reproductive organs, even objects which are not individuals at all. I short - morebianism is an extension and not an opposition to lesbianism.
Mosesing
To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Mosesing by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016