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The opposite of a lesbian. Generally, morebians really, really like cock. Unfortunately, they are 900-pound wookie-dykes who have to settle for lesbian love because no man in his right mind would risk falling into the abyss of despair (aka: huge fat bitch snatch).

Morebians are resentful towards men because when they were 15, a guy dated them for a week and then had to break up. These women were so hurt by this immature young man that they harboured a lifelong resentment towards him, despite the fact that if they stopped and thought about it, they are fucking psychotic bitches.

So, these hound dogs spent the rest of their pathetic adolescences staying home on weekends eating chips and ice cream.

Finally after turning thirty and never having touched a man in their adult lives, they suddenly weighed 900 pounds and had "heart difficulties." Then came the snatch-licking. So much dirty lesbian snatch that it would make you vomit. Ew.

Because these morebians were so disconnected from their one true desire, a man, they devoted the rest of their pathetic lives to being huge, giant lesbians. At least they're getting something.
Man, I thought that was a couch. I was about to sit down and then I looked closer and it was one of those huge angry bitches that hate men. Fuck - I almost got eaten!

I would call her a lesbian, but she's so huge and angry that I have to call her a morebian. That's because there certainly isn't "less" of her. There's "more."

Holy shit! Watch out - she's eating that guy!
by Pollup January 07, 2008
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