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1. the mohawk hairstyle as worn by a lesbian
2. a lesbian with a mohawk hairstyle
Hey Jane, did you see the modyke on that bitch?

Mom! A modyke wearing converse sneakers just aksed me to the prom!!!
modyke by masochistmonkeyjoe June 25, 2007
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(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.

(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.

(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'

N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"

"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"

"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
Morked by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014
A two headed monkey wearing a broken wrist watch that constantly ask what time it is?
Last night I was terrorized in my dreams by a Moyken. Suddenly, a friendly Liger scared the Moyken away.
moyken by G-ME April 11, 2008
(adj.) The word morken is used about objects that are unlikeable, or in bad shape.
That car is totally morken.
My kid is just so morken!
I don't like that, it is morken.
morken by Shimyalabin December 9, 2007
A best of freinds with a rocking personality. To find a maryke is rare but if you have one its like haveing a pot of gold allways take care of your maryke.she is the kindest person you will ever meet...
Do you have a maryke nobut I sure wish I did though she is just perfect as a friend and wife.
maryke by Sweetasgirl December 20, 2017

Marykelly 

Drinks, probably likes gurls, and wears glasses...
MaryKelly is such a dude.
Marykelly by Cheesecake4 January 6, 2017