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(to) morkel is a verb used as a synonym for killing / hitting or hurting someone
This dude had a knife. He wanted to morkel me!
morkel by lee naa January 27, 2023
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MORKEL FETTI 

He is the 8th secret discipline in the Bible. He is only on bible premium.
"Do you know Morkel Fetti" I think? Wasn't he featured on the Bible?
MORKEL FETTI by Not fetti August 16, 2022

Merkelist 

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!
The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.
Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018
A super-human like figure, also referred to as a "god" or a "leader" among the weak minded
thy put too much tobacco in thy spliff and thou morell cast a mighty back hand upon thy face with his powerful ring hand
Morell by likkle-yout-dem July 22, 2010

markelite 

Markelite - mar-ke-lite (noun) A word conjured to describe an uber Markle fan after the marriage of Prince Henry of Wales, to the mattress actress, Meghan Markle of the United States and most recently of Toronto, Canada (whilst filming the cable television series "Suits) in 2018.

Markelites, found on social media, can be described as low information users, suspiciously void of education who are highly argumentative often suffering from delusions, rage, and insufficient knowledge of the British Monarchy and its machinations/protocol. Markelites are often aggressive, void of simplistic language skills and more often than not resort to foul language, name calling and using the race card if someone who actually has knowledge on the subject matter offers a differing opinion. They are known to dox people (revealing social media identities, residence, and employer) whilst threatening bodily injury to the person/persons who oppose their view. They claim to take the high road in the name of Meghan Markle and will go to extremes to make good on threats to the person/persons opposing their views. Markelites also show a "pack mentality" that often attack social media users in large groups on any platform that features Meghan Markle.
Markelites also known as Sugars, are a vicious lot. They are misinformed and are the true bullies of social media when discussing Meghan Markle and her inept qualities as a representative of the British Royal Family.

moreland ridge middle school 

a school that lets kids ages 11-14 yrs cuss and do whatever they want when they want to. contains elsa look alike’s, robots, aliens, spongebobs etc. might be the worst place i’ve ever been to. and the bathrooms literally smell like something died. kms.
mom: i enrolled you at moreland ridge middle school today!
me: NO NO PLEASE NO
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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