(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.

(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.

(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'

N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"

"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"

"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014
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An alien played by Robin Williams, the great actor who sadly took his own life. The character "Mork" was one of the most iconic and lovable TV characters in the 80s. Dude was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved that show "Mork and Mindy". I wonder whatever happened to the actress who played Mindy?
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...
wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...
by Alex Johansen May 31, 2007
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A creature that likes too sleep on hay, and has features reminescent of a Rebick. They are a very sneaky, rapscallious race. To this day only 3 are known, yet it is believed that over a million may infact populate this earth. Leading Morkologists believe the epicenter of this spread of Morks is from somewhere in western Norway. The is also some sort of unknown link with Cornwall & Eminiem.
The other day we discovered another Mork: Tom Lodge!
by Spork m'Gee April 6, 2011
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A character played by Robin Williams in the T.V. show "Mork and Mindy".
You want an example of this? Watch some old reruns or something you tard.
by Lincoln June 27, 2003
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Mork is certainly the most beautiful person Walking on Earth. Their first name is as rare as they are themselves. Mork is talented, funny, sometimes stubborn and very cute. I had the chance to meet one of them and he embellished my whole life. His sparkling eyes, his caring smile, and his adorable laughter... There is no more beautiful melody than the echo of his laughter. Please, never break his heart.
Wowww Mork's talent is incredible, you should listen to his song
by arthurlovespaul February 24, 2020
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Made famous by Robin Williams on Mork & Mindy, stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo)
Dude, smell my hand! I totally did The Mork on that bitch!

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