mortem
Sexiest type of person to exist. Has a "can't be bothered" attitude and plays video games 24/7 with his girlfriend. Also a huge influence to his peers.
"Mortem ftw"
mortem by chrisevanspapi January 28, 2023
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Mortem Metallum
Mortem Metallum by We do large amounts of trollin April 9, 2021
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Mortem Mettalum
A wonderful, violent Roblox game where you're able to pick a weapon and hop straight into a free-for-all battle. Although the game is rather well-made, it is thoroughly ruined by a large portion of the community, which includes, but not limited to: Ro-gangsters, wannabe tryhards, Kanabo mains, and lastly speds.
Person 1: yo hop on Mortem Mettalum
Person 2: no that game's community is fucking garbage
Person 1: tru
Person 2: no that game's community is fucking garbage
Person 1: tru
Mortem Mettalum by ApplePlastic March 31, 2021
Mortem Metallum
A Roblox game, where you pick a weapon (Most weapons are medieval, Except for the Chainsaw) and fight others. The game mostly is filled with toxic 7 - 13 year olds who spam "ez" "trash" "bad" and also have anger issues. The other types of mortem metallum players are teamers, chainsaw users (Chainsaw users are the most toxic), Kanabo users (Also mostly toxic), trash talkers (Obviously toxic), targetters, and people who just wanna play the game and be nice (Which are not 7 - 13 year olds)
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "EZ ur bad so garbage"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 2: "Nah, ur trash bc you spam"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "Who asked?"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 2: "Nah, ur trash bc you spam"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "Who asked?"
Mortem Metallum by PREDOVIAK15 August 18, 2021
Mortem Tyranis
Mortem Tyranis is a libertarian/anarchist association who will kill any and all tyrants. They have 3 different phrases used
Fideles tyranis ardent in Gehenna, Mortem Fideles bellum est, and Sic semper evello Mortem tyrannus. In order these mean, Those who are faithful to tyrants will burn in hell, the death of the faithful is war, Thus death always comes to tyrants
Fideles tyranis ardent in Gehenna, Mortem Fideles bellum est, and Sic semper evello Mortem tyrannus. In order these mean, Those who are faithful to tyrants will burn in hell, the death of the faithful is war, Thus death always comes to tyrants
Mortem Tyranis. tyrannis bellum gerunt et omnes qui sustinent occidunt.
The death of tyrants. Wage war on tyrants and kill all who support.
The death of tyrants. Wage war on tyrants and kill all who support.
Mortem Tyranis by Slavic Leprechaun October 16, 2023
Ad mortem inimicus
Ad mortem inimicus by SlenderMF December 2, 2019
pre-mortem
Reviewing the details of why a product or project launch will fail BEFORE the product actually launches. This is distinct in nature from a post-mortem, which FOLLOWS a failed product or project launch.
The group of product managers congregated in the kitchen to conduct a pre-mortem of the soon-to-be released cell phone device.
pre-mortem by shmoozle October 28, 2010
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