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Morpheus Logic 

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
Morpheus Logic by Captian America89 November 8, 2011

Calling Morpheus 

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
Calling Morpheus by ari the greek January 11, 2008

Morphosentation 

(Blending) When a person would like to perform a presentation about morphology. Then the act of performing a presentation on morphology can be referred to as mophosentation.
Jack! What a wonderful morphosentation you performed yesterday! Keep up the good work, dude.
Morphosentation by HatemX November 30, 2016

Morphsuits 

Morphsuits are bodysuits that completely cover the wearer from head to toe in spandex/Lycra. Morphsuits are the brand name for the general term "zentai" or "zentai suit" similar to how some people call vacuum cleaners "Hoovers."

Morphsuits are typically used for going out and having fun around town, with friends, or just about anywhere else, but with the fact that unless your hood is down, no one knows your identity.

A Morphsuit is made up of a single piece of stretchy spandex/Lycra with arm, leg, and head cavities to place said parts in. There is a double zip going the top of your head on the back of the suit for easy access in and out of the suit. The word "Morphsuits" is branded on the butt of the suit. You can breathe, see, and drink through these suits.

Morphsuits are usually seen at sporting events, parties, and even your local market in some cases! However, the most common time of the year where you can see them walking about is on Halloween.

Morphsuit fans that go out in their suits on a fairly good schedule or fans in general who really enjoy the suits usually refer to themselves as "Morphs" and the act of zipping up and going out in their suits as "morphing."

Morphsuits have recently gained popularity as of Halloween 2011 in the US due to Party City picking up the suits and making them available on shelves to everyone without the need to order online.
Person A: Hey B, did you see the guy breakdancing in an orange Morphsuit over there!?
Person B: What are Morphsuits?
Person A: A Morphsuit is basicall- well, just take a look yourself!

Person C: Hey D, what are you gonna do over the vacation?
Person D: I'm gonna go morphing at the mall to see how much attention I can get by doing weird shit in my green Morphsuit!
Person C: That sounds like fun! Do you think I can join in?
Person D: Of course! I have a red Morphsuit that you can borrow. Let's crash a party later on!
Person C: Can't wait! Is it ok if I invite E along to record us at the mall?
Person D: Hell yeah! We can put it up on Youtube later!
Morphsuits by Mr. Magnet January 22, 2012

morpheus 

Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix
Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again
morpheus by Ultros August 12, 2003

Morpheus is fighting Neo! 

A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:

Priest: And so we lay him to rest-

Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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