Morphus
When something is so unbelievably cringe to the point of self deprecation in which then spawns the constant feeling of suicide and self harm.
This shit has me MORPHUS!
Words you can keep
Morpheus Logic
From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something.
Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Neo: How do you know?
Morpheus: We are still alive.
Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.
Neo: Or didn't do something.
Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.
Neo: How do you know?
Morpheus: We are still alive.
Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.
Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?
Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...
Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?
Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...
Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.
Morpheus Logic by Captian America89 November 8, 2011
Related Words
Calling Morpheus
To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
Calling Morpheus by ari the greek January 11, 2008
Morphosentation
(Blending) When a person would like to perform a presentation about morphology. Then the act of performing a presentation on morphology can be referred to as mophosentation.
Morphosentation by HatemX November 30, 2016
Morphsuits
Morphsuits are bodysuits that completely cover the wearer from head to toe in spandex/Lycra. Morphsuits are the brand name for the general term "zentai" or "zentai suit" similar to how some people call vacuum cleaners "Hoovers."
Morphsuits are typically used for going out and having fun around town, with friends, or just about anywhere else, but with the fact that unless your hood is down, no one knows your identity.
A Morphsuit is made up of a single piece of stretchy spandex/Lycra with arm, leg, and head cavities to place said parts in. There is a double zip going the top of your head on the back of the suit for easy access in and out of the suit. The word "Morphsuits" is branded on the butt of the suit. You can breathe, see, and drink through these suits.
Morphsuits are usually seen at sporting events, parties, and even your local market in some cases! However, the most common time of the year where you can see them walking about is on Halloween.
Morphsuit fans that go out in their suits on a fairly good schedule or fans in general who really enjoy the suits usually refer to themselves as "Morphs" and the act of zipping up and going out in their suits as "morphing."
Morphsuits have recently gained popularity as of Halloween 2011 in the US due to Party City picking up the suits and making them available on shelves to everyone without the need to order online.
Morphsuits are typically used for going out and having fun around town, with friends, or just about anywhere else, but with the fact that unless your hood is down, no one knows your identity.
A Morphsuit is made up of a single piece of stretchy spandex/Lycra with arm, leg, and head cavities to place said parts in. There is a double zip going the top of your head on the back of the suit for easy access in and out of the suit. The word "Morphsuits" is branded on the butt of the suit. You can breathe, see, and drink through these suits.
Morphsuits are usually seen at sporting events, parties, and even your local market in some cases! However, the most common time of the year where you can see them walking about is on Halloween.
Morphsuit fans that go out in their suits on a fairly good schedule or fans in general who really enjoy the suits usually refer to themselves as "Morphs" and the act of zipping up and going out in their suits as "morphing."
Morphsuits have recently gained popularity as of Halloween 2011 in the US due to Party City picking up the suits and making them available on shelves to everyone without the need to order online.
Person A: Hey B, did you see the guy breakdancing in an orange Morphsuit over there!?
Person B: What are Morphsuits?
Person A: A Morphsuit is basicall- well, just take a look yourself!
Person C: Hey D, what are you gonna do over the vacation?
Person D: I'm gonna go morphing at the mall to see how much attention I can get by doing weird shit in my green Morphsuit!
Person C: That sounds like fun! Do you think I can join in?
Person D: Of course! I have a red Morphsuit that you can borrow. Let's crash a party later on!
Person C: Can't wait! Is it ok if I invite E along to record us at the mall?
Person D: Hell yeah! We can put it up on Youtube later!
Person B: What are Morphsuits?
Person A: A Morphsuit is basicall- well, just take a look yourself!
Person C: Hey D, what are you gonna do over the vacation?
Person D: I'm gonna go morphing at the mall to see how much attention I can get by doing weird shit in my green Morphsuit!
Person C: That sounds like fun! Do you think I can join in?
Person D: Of course! I have a red Morphsuit that you can borrow. Let's crash a party later on!
Person C: Can't wait! Is it ok if I invite E along to record us at the mall?
Person D: Hell yeah! We can put it up on Youtube later!
Morphsuits by Mr. Magnet January 22, 2012
Morpheus is fighting Neo!
A phrase used in an inappropriate situation to get everyone's attention shortly before leaving a room.
Eg, at a funeral:
Priest: And so we lay him to rest-
Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
Priest: And so we lay him to rest-
Twat: COME QUICK GUYS, MORPHEUS IS FIGHTING NEO!
Morpheus is fighting Neo! by nexusvip June 2, 2008
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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