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Some black guy who keeps on getting hatecrimed proper by Agents in the matrix
Oh looky here, Morpheus is getting slapped about again
by Ultros August 12, 2003
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1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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Morpheus is the god of dreams and plays the same part within the matrix etc.
as u no he is a dreamer in the matrix and so he is in greek mythology they also made a drug after him which is cool cause not many people can boast about being named after a drug aka morphine
sleep well my child morpheus will protect ya or u can kill hi as he is a pussy fighter in the matrix
by rob July 20, 2004
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A file sharing program, rarely used because there is Kazaa. It was made to replace napster but failed because they started making people pay
by CHPhater February 14, 2004
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When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.
1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*
by J Krizzle September 23, 2009
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to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus
by Kirsten Reich May 19, 2008
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A dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. Also a vampire-wannabe.
Morpheus feeds on the blood of the living

Morpheus: I get aroused by trenchcoats
by Dev-Null March 27, 2003
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