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momogamous 

momogamous - having only one baby daddy for all biological children
I am a momogamous Catholic woman seeking one special baby daddy to father a herd.
momogamous by The Wendolyne November 8, 2021

mammogramometer 

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.
Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!
mammogramometer by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram 

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.
some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.
mammogram by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammogramologist 

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.
Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

chihuahua mammogram 

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.
Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!
chihuahua mammogram by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

major monogram 

Perry the Platypus and Carls boss. He has a bushy moustache. Doobie Doobie doo da
major monogram by Doobie Doobie do da November 16, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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