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a casual way of asking for one gram of weed
"How much are you buying?"-drug dealer
"I'd like to buy a monogram." -buyer
by KWPHML November 18, 2011
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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v: to place one's initials on the body (usually chest) of a girl using her own menstrual fluid. Typically done when the girl does not notify the man that she is on her period.

n: the act of or displaying of such an action
I was fingering Shirley last night and she didn't tell me she was riding the rag. So, I had to monogram her.
by Mark Lawson May 15, 2006
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