The common practice of staring at some spicy female sex deity at a gym, while understanding she has both a vag and nuts..
its wrong.. but it feels right.
its wrong.. but it feels right.
by UHASlihsd June 24, 2008
Get the morgazin mug.1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.
2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.
3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.
4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.
- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.
5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.
6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
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(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
by merulian August 19, 2008
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Last night I got struck by a Morgaine and I think she stole a piece of my soul with that booty of hers.
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by SexAddict311 November 30, 2019
Get the Morgain mug.to deface a known assholes doorstep in the dead of night with a foul food product. Examples include chili, spam, pigs feet, and roadkill stuffed with all of the above.
we went morganing at some assholes house and left an entire turkey dinner infested with maggots tied to his mailbox.
by wendy15 June 20, 2007
Get the morganing mug.a great friend who doesnt know her true hair color. shes always there for you but refuses to admit her true ginger identity. morgaine is funny, easy to talk to and has your back no matter what. Shes a jew, but we dont blame her for that.
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