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Morgaine 

A beautiful woman, capable of bewitching charm and utterly unrivaled talents between the sheets, also capable of stealing your soul and bending you to her will
Last night I got struck by a Morgaine and I think she stole a piece of my soul with that booty of hers.
Morgaine by Pen@guin November 15, 2017
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morgaine 

a great friend who doesnt know her true hair color. shes always there for you but refuses to admit her true ginger identity. morgaine is funny, easy to talk to and has your back no matter what. Shes a jew, but we dont blame her for that.
damn, that girl is morgaine
morgaine by byrdeepie579 June 27, 2009

Morgaine 

A beautiful person who always be there for you. She will always have your back! : The best person you can have as bestfriend.
Person1: WoW that beautiful girl Morgaine.. is that your bestfriend?
Person2: yes!
Morgaine by Qwerrtyoodkrjrjeidj February 23, 2017
Someone who isn't afraid to be herself. She's extremely smart and will stick to her opinion. She is crazy, weird and funny. You will have a blast being her friend. She wont ever let you down and can be trusted with anything. She has unique beauty that cannot be compared easily. She is the best friend anyone could possibly have.
"Who's that crazy motherfucker over there laughing..?"

"That's my best friend Morgane"
Morgane by jackshotdoginmabun January 19, 2013
Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.
A:"You got Morganed!"
B: "Yep - that sure was an epic tackle!
Morganed by Chocolate Frog February 27, 2009
Morgane is an interesting girl. She often takes on adult responsibilities and can occasionally be quite commandeering when she wants to be. Overall, though, she is a very nice person to hang out with, and will always know a way to make you smile when you're sad. She can be quite inappropriate at times, which does slightly 'decrease her wealth' so to speak, but if you can deal with it ok then she's a great best friend. Most Morganes will be your friend for life, and as a girlfriend she is already going to be your future wife. Amazing to hang out with, and often nicknamed "Mog" by people close to her.
"Wow! Is that really your girlfriend! She looks nice"

"Yes, she's a Morgane type of girl"

J.P. Morganed 

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price
1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.
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