The hole of Morgain’s bong, where the bud is inserted. Crafted from the clay of the Nile by Khnum, forged in Hadesfire by Hephaestus, and blessed via reverse cowgirl by Bacchus and Apollo. Pantedly coveted by wizards of all stripes.
Aziraphael: “I want to lovingly rim Morgain’s bonghole.”
Crowley: “I want to stuff it till it overflows.”
Crowley: “Tagteam?”
Aziraphael: “Only if it’s consensual.”
Crowley: “No shit.”
Sexy chocolate god played by Shemar Moore on Criminal Minds. Even though he has a dark past, Derek Morgan overcame struggles and became a totally hot and muscly FBI agent with the BAU or Behavorial Analysis Unit. Also see: chocolate Adonis or chiseled perfection
Wow, that guy is attractive, ripped, and mysterious in a hot way. He is such a Derek Morgan.
The only reason I'd ever murder anyone was so Derek Morgan would arrest me.