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morgainn 

morgainn is so creative. she is always great at hair so it never looks bad. she's unique, as shown by the spelling of her name. everyone likes her and she's funny as hell. if you know a morgainn, she's probably high.
ron: woah is that morgainn?
alex: woah, yeah it is! she's so cool and oh my god i think she's high.
morgainn by boysarelosers January 11, 2025
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Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!
Piers Morganing Peers Moron Lies Morgan Buttocks Talent Show X Factor Daily Mirror Idiot Liar Anus Cunt Fool Delusion
Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Captain Morganing 

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
Captain Morganing by merulian August 19, 2008

Morganna 

A serious person who will know how to cheer people up, even when they cannot have their own happiness. They are good leaders and very independent, but occasionally will ask for help. They are communicative and witty; they love the company of others. They can adapt to their surroundings without hesitation. They are youthful and lively; they are the type to follow their heart rather than mind. They love to have fun and can be the life of the party at times. On the other side of a Morganna; They are Nervous and tense, Superficial and inconsistent; they tend to be a little narcissistic, and Cunning and inquisitive.
"My Best friend, Morganna, she is the most fun person and most talkative; she is such a kid at heart. She cares most about her friends than herself."
Morganna by DefintionQueen March 13, 2009

Morgaine 

A beautiful woman, capable of bewitching charm and utterly unrivaled talents between the sheets, also capable of stealing your soul and bending you to her will
Last night I got struck by a Morgaine and I think she stole a piece of my soul with that booty of hers.
Morgaine by Pen@guin November 15, 2017

Morganne 

A great friend, one to surely make one laugh. But, if you,
A(Say, "Hey, Little Girl" right behind her head,
B(Piss Her Off, or,
C(Call her 'cute',

she will bash your skull in on reflex.

She can easily make you laugh or make you a friend.

Not one to do A, B, or C to unless you want to have your head be a bashed egg.
Watch out, Morganne's coming!

Relax, she makes a great friend once you talk nicely.

Hey, thanks!
Morganne by CC-1138 August 8, 2012
An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.
"Dude, I want to get with that girl so bad, she's such a Morgann!!"
Morgann by supermodel_2 August 6, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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