moretician

A funeral-home director whom they call in when there's an uptick in da number of folks who are kickin' da bucket.

If a MOREtician deals with LARGER-than-usual numbers of deceased humans, and a LESStician studies FEWER cases than da norm, what would we call an undertaker with just an ordinary "workload"? An "AVERAGEtician"???

by QuacksO August 22, 2025

prostitute mortician

A person who is hired to have sex with a corpse who has wished not to die a virgin.

“The dead man needs a prostitute mortician to come in and de-flower him.”

by Hughmungus309 August 30, 2020

Marketician

A marketer whose experience as a logistician and training as a marketer allow him/her to make the best decisions for a company.

The new marketer must be a marketician. He seems to understands the launch from ideation to transportation.

by MBAMike January 4, 2010

morticia

A character from The Addams Family. Usually refers to a grim and scary woman.

- That goth scares me big time.
- Yeah, she's a real Morticia...

by Adanedhel May 14, 2005

mortician

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

by Jamie June 23, 2004

Mortician

A nurse for dead people

Brendan is a sexy mortician

by thiskidbe October 31, 2018

moptician

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

by halooooom March 20, 2006