mopple 

The noise derived from plunging the penis in and out of an extrordinarily loose and moist vagina, comparable to plunging a mop in and out of a rinse bucket.

I was trying to sleep, but all I could hear was a loud mopple from my friend Vince porking this wet skank he just met, who was kind enough to let us crash at her house.

mopple by Karl's Hungus April 11, 2007

Bopple Mopple Qorp 

Another way of wishing someone a happy birthday.

Hey yo!!! Bopple Mopple Qorp my dude!! Another lap around the sun!

Bopple Mopple Qorp by Guanger October 23, 2020

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe 

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.

"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

mupple 

n, colloq.: A mixed-race heterosexual couple, of which one partner, generally the male, is of Caucasian appearance and the other partner, generally the female, is of South-East Asian appearance, and distinguished by a significant difference in any or all of: (i) age (male greater than female); (ii) weight (m > f); (iii) girth (m > f); (iv) height (m > f); and/or (v) physical attractiveness (f >> m).

"It seemed a fair trade for the happy mupple - the septuagenarian Englishman with his first-world passport but with his shuffling gait and warm if dribbling smile, and the teenage Filipina, grinning inanely as ever, with her whole life ahead of her but with two ex-husbands, an ever-expanding extended family and attendant work-shy village hangers-on to support. It wasn't so much they were made for eachother, rather they weren't really made for anybody else."

mupple by Our Man in Asia July 18, 2006

Mapple 

Maria Apolonia Vergara, known by her nickname Mapple is a fictional character from To Fall Again. Her character was described as quiet and shy type. Her beauty is close to an angel sent from heaven, a fairy with beautiful personality and her voice sounded as sweet as honey.

She is loved by many, but also hated by people with insecurities.

Mapple is ethereal.

Mapple is worth the pain.

Time may pass, words may change, things might not go the way we want it to be, but my love for Mapple will remain until the very end.

Mapple by LaVieEstBelle October 8, 2020

ass mopper 

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

ass mopper by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006