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A mopper is a guy with a long hair. The length can vary from just below the ears down to the shoulders.
Jack is a fit mopper
mopper by mopperluver September 3, 2005
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A term used by the Electronic Toy Archive's Discord server. The term was first used by a person named Paden when he was little, and it has stuck with both Paden and the server's members.
1: "Hey, did you see this thing the other day?"
"No way, that's so moppin' cool."

2: "what the mop is going on here?"
"we're just moppin' around."

3. "what's a mopper again?"
Mopper by Accidental Meming July 11, 2022
Derived from the word, mop; an acronym for "mother on period" or "mother opposing population".

A woman, usually a soccer mom who's very controlling and goes around telling people how to live their lives. This type of person usually starts or gets involved in an organization to stop children unrelated to her or her family from doing or enjoying things that she opposes. Usually these women are obese and care little about their own children. They tend to use the television as an electronic babysitter as they go on rallies to stop other children from enjoying life, because of slight health, or mental risks associated with that enjoyment.

These are the people that go into schools and tell the board to change the school lunches, when they can easily pack a bag lunch for their children, instead of making other children suffer. Also, they will protest schools about soda machines. And explain how soda is "bad" for children.

They can come in packs. Such as friends they gossip about other people with, or friends they share turkey bacon recipes with.

These women tend to also drag their husbands into whatever they do.
Jerry: Damnit, where is my mom?

Rob: Isn't she at that Parents Against Television rally?

Jerry: Oh yeah. Now I am getting beat up in school, and my mom is never there for me. Why does my mom have to be such a controlling mopper?

Rob: Maybe you should quit soccer.
Mopper by Ekig March 20, 2010
A person playing an FPS (First Player Shooter) and finishes off your opponent after you had killed him more than half way.
(Me)Dude! That mother fucker keeps mopping my Kills!
(Hassinator) Yeah bro his killing blows are through the roof!
(Me) I know, i hate a Mopper.
Mopper by Onomitoe January 12, 2010
someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.
That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.
mopper by Dave November 30, 2003

ass mopper 

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.
ass mopper by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.
Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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