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ass mopper
a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
ass mopper by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009
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Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX
-Axa Not LAX
Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006
mopery
mopery by Mitch Kumpstein January 17, 2003
jizz mopper
The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture
jizz mopper by Shit Brick July 2, 2003
mopery with intent to gawk
quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."
mopery with intent to gawk by sheila in the car May 24, 2009
jizz mopper
jizz mopper by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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