moppery 

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

moppery by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

ass mopper 

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass

I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.

ass mopper by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006

mopery 

Exposing yourself to a blind man

mopery by Mitch Kumpstein January 17, 2003

jizz mopper 

The person(s) on the set of an adult film whose sole purpose is to clean up any stray male ejaculate (i.e. jizz) that happens to have hit the floor or furniture

My friend's dad was the jizz mopper for The Hedgehog's last film.

jizz mopper by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

mopery with intent to gawk 

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

mopery with intent to gawk by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

jizz mopper 

The worst job in the entire world

I'd rather clean the grease trap at McDonalds than be the Jizz Mopper at the Jiggly Room!

jizz mopper by Anonymous August 1, 2003