mopane

A hairless skinny boy that is but a shadow of a real man. He has a pipe dream of becoming a drag queen in the Bronx. He practices basketball every day but never seems to get better. Mopane’s are usually shy in nature but once you get to know them you will find how utterly annoying and obnoxious they can be.

Person 1: hey is that a mopane?
Person 2: must be, he looks like a hairless post malone

by Jimmy neuter March 9, 2018

modane

to make things, phrases, or situations gay and/or retarded without any effort.

Dave really modaned the moment with all his talk of men with cerebral palsy having massive penises.

by Willy Tallywhacker October 25, 2006

Mohaned

One of the nicest people alive. They have a big heart and an even bigger smile. Mohaned is also funny in their own unique way. Mohaned doesn't believe violence is the answer but if it comes down to it then watch out.

"If you need someone, Mohaned is there. Don't try mess with him though."

by KitKatChunky886 April 4, 2017

ho-moaner

a prostitute that you fuck so hard and so good, she leaves her pimp and signs her house over to you.

guy 1: damn, nice house dude

guy 2: thanks, Roxanne signed it over to me this morning

guy 1: who is Roxanne?

guy 2: That hooker I picked up last night, turns out she WAS a "ho-moaner"

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Moaned

The past tense of moan

I pounded my cock into her. she moaned so loud. I picked up the 12 inch dildo and shoved it into her ass . She screamed. She called out my name.

The next day she texted me and asked if we could have a threesome with her friend Tiffany. How could I say no? That night I walked into my room and saw her and Tiffany playing with dildos and vibrators. I was soooo hard. I jumped onto the bed and started to play with their breasts. I stuck Tiffany’s tit in my mouth and started to fuck Brittany with a dildo. We pause and I get undressed. The girls start kissing and fingering each other. Shoved my cock into Brittany’s mouth while Tiffany started playing with her boobs. I cum in her mouth and shove my cock into Tiffany’s pussy and a dildo in her ass. Tiffany starts to lick Brittany’s pussywhile I fuck her doggystyle.

I’m sooo horny right now anyone wanna fuuucckk

by JJdj May 6, 2019

Facebook Moaner

Someone who uses facebook status updates to forever moan about other people. Such a person is for some reason angry with the world, and feels the need to complain about people to facebook.

Chris, stop being a facebook moaner, get a life and stop watching everyone else's.

by woonie December 23, 2010

Moaner Lisa

A Moaner Lisa is the term used to describe girls who moan loudly during intercourse.

Tom: "Yo man how was last night"
Jerry: "Lol it was good, Katie was a real Moaner Lisa"

by Lando_Fett December 10, 2010