moozer 

a fat person who is a loser

Tori is such a moozer.

moozer by danjennings725 January 12, 2009

moozer 

a person, usually a man, who befriends someone just to obtain and continuosly drink the friend's free alcohol.

someone who is your friend, but is your friend just so he can get free booze off of you.

"you're such a moozer! You drank all the damn liquoir"

moozer by benbot87 January 9, 2007

moozer choozer 

an insult used instead of the word loser which has became boring and fuetile in todays culture, someone whom choozes to mooze, consisting of the word moozer and choozer,
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall

tim decided not to come out, he chose to mooze
tim is a moozer choozer

moozer choozer by mike & roZ August 17, 2006

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

Monzerath 

Pretty b****y latina girl. Always arguing with people but a vvv great friend.

Monzerath is the best friend

Monzerath by Smartypamts July 18, 2016

lunar mooner 

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.

"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"

lunar mooner by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

Mozzer 

The high king of indie.

"Infidel! Bow before your Mozzer!"

Mozzer by itcreaks June 28, 2004