a person, usually a man, who befriends someone just to obtain and continuosly drink the friend's free alcohol.
someone who is your friend, but is your friend just so he can get free booze off of you.
someone who is your friend, but is your friend just so he can get free booze off of you.
by benbot87 January 9, 2007
Get the moozer mug.an insult used instead of the word loser which has became boring and fuetile in todays culture, someone whom choozes to mooze, consisting of the word moozer and choozer,
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall
by mike & roZ August 17, 2006
Get the moozer choozer mug.A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
by Clive London November 29, 2007
Get the mooberty mug.Monzerath is the best friend
by Smartypamts July 18, 2016
Get the Monzerath mug.When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.
by Farth!!! May 17, 2022
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