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A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

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mootbag by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

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mootbag

a gay man's version of a douche. In order to retain manliness a gay man uses a mootbag to clean his buttox after anul.

Bruce: Have You seen my mootbag?
Steven: I think Manuel took it last night.
Bruce: What a Whore!

mootbag by Michael Longley April 3, 2005

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moobage

Man boob cleavage that shows in shirts that are excessively too tight or revealing

Jorge has more moobage than Pam Anderson

moobage by grunt2531 March 11, 2007

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moonbag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

moonbag by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

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moobags

A womans boobs

i saw your aunt trudis moobags

moobags by tony berry October 24, 2008

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Moonbag

Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.

John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.

Moonbag by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011

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mootsagootsa

A genius of geniuses, a person of superior intelligence and insight, someone that is capable of becoming a leader of the galaxy.

It took a mootsagootsa to control the world by way of Heavens Aces In The Hole.

mootsagootsa by titlemike August 23, 2012

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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