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A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.
by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
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a gay man's version of a douche. In order to retain manliness a gay man uses a mootbag to clean his buttox after anul.
Bruce: Have You seen my mootbag?
Steven: I think Manuel took it last night.
Bruce: What a Whore!
by Michael Longley April 03, 2005
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