mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

mootbag

a gay man's version of a douche. In order to retain manliness a gay man uses a mootbag to clean his buttox after anul.

Bruce: Have You seen my mootbag?
Steven: I think Manuel took it last night.
Bruce: What a Whore!

by Michael Longley April 3, 2005

moobage

Man boob cleavage that shows in shirts that are excessively too tight or revealing

Jorge has more moobage than Pam Anderson

by grunt2531 March 11, 2007

moonbag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

moobags

A womans boobs

i saw your aunt trudis moobags

by tony berry October 24, 2008

Moonbag

Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.

John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.

by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011

mootsagootsa

A genius of geniuses, a person of superior intelligence and insight, someone that is capable of becoming a leader of the galaxy.

It took a mootsagootsa to control the world by way of Heavens Aces In The Hole.

by titlemike August 23, 2012