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To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.
Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.
moonbag by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015
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Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.
John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.
Moonbag by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011
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A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")
Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.
moonbag by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024

moonbat fucko 

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""
"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,
Short for ´love you to the moon and back´
Person 1: Love you so much!
Person 2: Love you moonback!
Moonback by adventureguide April 15, 2021
The cutest fucking ship between the boys Canada bros. They're kinds chaotic but that makes it better. Kevin is Jacob, Jacob is Kevin, together they are one 🥺💕
Bro did u see moonbaes revent live?
Yeah omg the chaotic energy that it radiated
moonbae by Bb stayatiny September 14, 2020

Moonage daydream 

Three words: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
(Wait no that’s 5)
(Four there)
(Two)
(Ahhh fuck)
Freak out in a moonage daydream, ohhh yeahhhhh
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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