Moonbag

Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.

John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.

by JLBSBGP January 06, 2011

moonbag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

by angiesunderfire March 03, 2015

Moonbagged

When you stay up later than usual and exhaustion hits you so hard the next they, you have “crescent like bags” under your eyes.

“Bro, I was up watching Netflix till 4. I’m so moonbagged I can’t even function.”

by Jaaaaaaaged September 08, 2025

moonbag

A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")

Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.

by Carlton G. Long December 04, 2024