Mookbag 

A twat; someone who says stupid shit and everyone hears them but no one likes them.

Wow, I can't believe hunter would say that, what a mookbag.

Mookbag by Loweredstatus November 13, 2014

Mookbag 

someone who is a mix of a Mook and a Scumbag. The best way to describe them overall is they just don't act right. they're loud, obnoxious, off setting, they constantly break the law, they harrass or pick fights with anyone who rejects them in anyway including defriending them on facebook. or anyone who expresses that they don't like the guy or hate him somehow. like Scumbags they hang around a ton of low level or wannabee thugs. the rest of the characteristics they have are various mixed percentage of scumbag as well as mook traits.

GG Allin, Slim Shady,Mookbag

Mookbag by OP SRPNT's Lord Sykocutioner March 20, 2015

moobage

Man boob cleavage that shows in shirts that are excessively too tight or revealing

Jorge has more moobage than Pam Anderson

moobage by grunt2531 March 11, 2007

moonbag 

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

moonbag by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

moobags 

A womans boobs

i saw your aunt trudis moobags

moobags by tony berry October 24, 2008

Moonbag 

Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.

John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.

Moonbag by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011

mootbag

A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.

Shutup Mootbag

mootbag by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004