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A twat; someone who says stupid shit and everyone hears them but no one likes them.
Wow, I can't believe hunter would say that, what a mookbag.
Mookbag by Loweredstatus November 13, 2014
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someone who is a mix of a Mook and a Scumbag. The best way to describe them overall is they just don't act right. they're loud, obnoxious, off setting, they constantly break the law, they harrass or pick fights with anyone who rejects them in anyway including defriending them on facebook. or anyone who expresses that they don't like the guy or hate him somehow. like Scumbags they hang around a ton of low level or wannabee thugs. the rest of the characteristics they have are various mixed percentage of scumbag as well as mook traits.
GG Allin, Slim Shady,Mookbag
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Man boob cleavage that shows in shirts that are excessively too tight or revealing
Jorge has more moobage than Pam Anderson
moobage by grunt2531 March 11, 2007
To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.
Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.
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moobags by tony berry October 24, 2008
Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.
John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.
Moonbag by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011
A slang word meaning nothing. Write "mootbag" anywhere that you can in order to attract followers.
Shutup Mootbag
mootbag by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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