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To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.
Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.
moonbag by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015
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Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.
John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.
Moonbag by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011
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A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")
Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.
moonbag by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024

moonbat fucko 

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""
"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,
Short for ´love you to the moon and back´
Person 1: Love you so much!
Person 2: Love you moonback!
Moonback by adventureguide April 15, 2021
The cutest fucking ship between the boys Canada bros. They're kinds chaotic but that makes it better. Kevin is Jacob, Jacob is Kevin, together they are one 🥺💕
Bro did u see moonbaes revent live?
Yeah omg the chaotic energy that it radiated
moonbae by Bb stayatiny September 14, 2020

Moonage daydream 

Three words: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
(Wait no that’s 5)
(Four there)
(Two)
(Ahhh fuck)
Freak out in a moonage daydream, ohhh yeahhhhh
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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