moonbag

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person while facing away from them. Reverse Teabag.

Victoria loves to be moonbagged as it gives her plenty of access to the buttclit.

by angiesunderfire March 3, 2015

Moonbag

Something that is a great distance away, as a bag on the moon is from any point on Earth.

John's farm in rural Virginia is a moonbag down 66 from Washington, D.C.

by JLBSBGP January 6, 2011

moonbag

A term used in the cryptocurrency community to denote small investments in various cryptocurrencies ("bags") which the investor hopes will rise exponentially in value ("to the moon")

Of course, I invest in $BTC, but I do have a couple dozen memecoin moonbags.

by Carlton G. Long December 4, 2024

moonbat fucko

empty headed leftist tool,
unthinking drone ready to march at the drop of an illegal substance,
lack of critical thinking and reasoning as applied to politics and social issues,
without discernment,
fodder for Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.""

"I don't know why so many people are in prison, crime rates have been falling," - What a moonbat fucko! Crime is down because more criminals are in jail,

by Fox Butterfield April 5, 2013

Moonback

Short for ´love you to the moon and back´

Person 1: Love you so much!
Person 2: Love you moonback!

by adventureguide April 15, 2021

moonbae

The cutest fucking ship between the boys Canada bros. They're kinds chaotic but that makes it better. Kevin is Jacob, Jacob is Kevin, together they are one 🥺💕

Bro did u see moonbaes revent live?
Yeah omg the chaotic energy that it radiated

by Bb stayatiny September 14, 2020

Moonage daydream

Three words: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
(Wait no that’s 5)
(Four there)
(Two)
(Ahhh fuck)

Freak out in a moonage daydream, ohhh yeahhhhh

by ZiggyStardustFanGirl May 12, 2019