mootball 

Pointless football games, especially during playoffs, where there already exists an apparent and uncontested winner. Broadcasting of professional football games, where the outcome of the specific contest is (likely to be) irrelevant in the end.

Why are we even bothering to watch the Seahawks beat the Redskins? With the New England Patriots going 16-0 in the regular season, all these games are just mootball. (e.g., The entire 2007 NFL Postseason Schedule.)

mootball by P. Hendrix - with actual [neologism] credit due to my wife, J. Hendrix January 9, 2009

Meet meet mootball 

The best type of football 😋

Let’s play some meet meet mootball

Meet meet mootball by Sonny2001 July 7, 2019

Moonballoons 

Breasts, boobs, tits... Whatever you want to call them... At the end of the day, they're fun to play with!

Check out the moonballoons on that bitch!

Moonballoons by P-Tree October 12, 2012

moonball 

A moonball is a combonation of heroin and cocaine. It is snorted, and a speedball is the same mixture, heroin and coke, except a speedball is injected.

Ib lew that speedball and it floored me

moonball by Kefka September 12, 2004

moosball

retard, a lagger, some one that looks like a monkey but is lovable =D

Monica is a moosball

moosball by tim December 31, 2003

moonballing 

Making sure your balls are showing when mooning a person or crowd. Best if unmanscaped.

The whole football team got in trouble for moonballing their rivals after beating them at their homecoming game.

moonballing by caseyinseattle January 27, 2016

Moonball 

A game of baseball created by Earl Pickles. Often played by Earl and his grandson, Nelson. It's used to teach kids how to hit the ball off the tee. Called 'Moonball' because the bat is often swung very hard and the ball is hit very far.

Nelson: (on the verge of crying but not quite) I'm just not a good batter. How can I learn to hit better?

Earl: What's the matter? Let's play Moonball. I'll show you how to do it.

Nelson: How?! I've never played Moonball before.

Earl: (demonstrating a proper batting stance) Here, do it like this. (swings the bat)

Nelson: Wow! Look at the ball go!

Earl: Wow! That ball almost went as high as the moon.

Nelson: (giving a high five) Move over, Ed Crankshaft, Earl Pickles is coming your way!

Ed: I heard that, Nelson Wolfe. You don't disrespect a Mudhen, you hear me?! (stares at him hard, angry eyed)

Nelson: Sorry, but I bet you never played Moonball when you played.

Moonball by Dusty's Baby Powder March 13, 2011