Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The mounty is a sexual position where the female is covered in maple syrup and has antlers on. Meanwhile the man if fucking her from behind while singing the Oh Canada.

Mounties are the notorious alma mater of a South Dublin (Ireland) all girls school. Simillar 'Vasar chicks' these young women are famous for dropping their draws, spending daddy's money, cat fighting and drinking very heavily. Often over applying their fake bake and sometimes known as 'tangerine hussies'. Rather unusually the majority are not naturally beautiful and expensive clothes, spa treatments and hair extensions only last so long. Evidenced by the fact that most mounties end up as boared and often over weight housewifes in south county dublin.