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"that time of the month" for the female types, if ya know what im sayin
joann couldn't wear her white pants today, because of the moontimes.
moontimes by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ
my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.

mantities 

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.
1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

mountitis 

The worst possible case for a girl/woman body type. The dreaded fat and flat chested. It seems physically impossible but fat and flat chested females do occur.
I dont know who is ever going to fuck Lisa Piggsworth, that bitch suffers from a serious case of mountitis.
mountitis by Lupinve Devine November 12, 2006

mooititis 

An extreme form of fatness as a result of a disease that inhibits the person from resisting food
People who have difficulty seeing their toes have a the condition mooititis i.e: Rosy O'donnel, Roxanne, Chris Farley

If a person finds themselves waking up to eat that person suffers from mooititis.
mooititis by celdoublleu February 13, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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