moontities

Boobs so large that they cause a tidal disturbance on the opposite side of the earth

Remember Jessica from the bar last? I took her to my place and woke up to breaking news of a tsunami in Haiti, she had moontities

by princess periodfart May 8, 2013

moontimes

"that time of the month" for the female types, if ya know what im sayin

joann couldn't wear her white pants today, because of the moontimes.

by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ

my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.

by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

mantities

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.

1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

by Daniel Curiel, Efrain Jimenez July 26, 2007

mountitis

The worst possible case for a girl/woman body type. The dreaded fat and flat chested. It seems physically impossible but fat and flat chested females do occur.

I dont know who is ever going to fuck Lisa Piggsworth, that bitch suffers from a serious case of mountitis.

by Lupinve Devine November 12, 2006

mooititis

An extreme form of fatness as a result of a disease that inhibits the person from resisting food

People who have difficulty seeing their toes have a the condition mooititis i.e: Rosy O'donnel, Roxanne, Chris Farley

If a person finds themselves waking up to eat that person suffers from mooititis.

by celdoublleu February 13, 2010