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"Monties" are the Glands of Montgomery, sometimes called Montgomery Glands. They are sebaceous glands in the areola of the human nipple. During during breast feeding, these glands make oily secretions (lipoid fluid) to keep the areola and the nipple lubricated and protected from irritation caused by the baby's suckling. Hence, these glands are particularly prominent in women.

Since the Montgomery glands are more visible in women, they are commonly regarded to be a secondary sex characteristic, by men. (Yeah!) The Montgomery glands are not always visible, even in women. In some women, the Montgomery glands become raised when the nipple is sexually stimulated, similar to goose bumps on cold skin. In other women, the pigmentation of the Montgomery glands makes them more visible, at all times. Usually, pregnancy and breast feeding will make a woman's Montgomery glands more prominent. Hence, some men regard these glands instinctively as an attractive sign of fertility.

They are named after Dr. William Fetherstone Montgomery , the Irish obstetrician who first described them, in the olden days, 1797-1859. Yeah, Monty! (They let guys look at a lot of weird stuff, in the olden days, didn't they, Dad?)
"That girl's ex says she's got nubbly dark monties all over her chocolate brown areolae. When she's really hot, her monties perk up like goosebumps, makin' her look like she's really cold... weird..."

"Since my girl's been breast feeding her baby, her pink areolae got lots bigger and redder, with perky red monties all over them"

"My girl's got light brown puffy nipples, but her monties are real dark, like freckles. I like 'em that way, but she is like real embarressed and thinks that somethun is wrong with 'em... go figger..."

"My ex had permanently puffy nips, but always smooth as butter... no monties at all..."
by Casey Johns November 13, 2007
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A man who is very good looking and has a very large penis. They are usually very well presented and romantic and often tall and very strong
His name must be Monty
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A man who is smart, shaped like a Greek god, and who is very, very, very sexy!!!
bianca: OMG!!! Did u just see that guy?!
raven: I know!! His name must be Monty because he certainly looks like one!
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A male with exceptionally large genetalia usually 11 1/2 inches or more. As in Monty Python therefore having a python as male genetalia. Partners are usually referred to as snake charmers.
Why am i so happy? I was with this guy last nite, he was called Dave but i'll be calling him Monty from now on!
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A Strong Willed Young Man, A Ladies Man, Notmally The Leader Of A Squad Of 6-10. A Hoe When He Wants To Be, Simply Because He Tends To Fall For The Wrong Girls. Generally Falls For Black Girls With A Beautiful Smile, Not A Judgementsl Person. Loves To Roast People. Meets No Stranger. Has A Poetry Addiction, He Reads And Writes It, Also Songs. Not Attracted To White Girls. Generally Love Alchol And Time With His Fellas. He Just Wants Back The Same Energy He Gives Out, Whether It Be Friendly Or Intimate.
โ€œLook at Monty Over there, chillin and drinkin with his squad.
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Common name given to British Military genius, Field Marshall Bernard Law Montgomery, 1st Viscount Montgomery of Alamein (and of Hindhead).

Monty outwitted Erwin Rommel, the "Desert Fox" at El Alamein, and won WWII in North Africa.
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a person who is an extreme social climber and loves to put other people down. resembles a whale, particularly shamu. the person tends to be extremely fat, but sucks it in when a picture is taken. a role model for all social climbers. A monty can also be a type of pose in a picture where one sticks there ass out as far as they can and tilts their head at a ridiculous angle.
1. "look over there it's shamu.... oh wait! it's monty!"

2. "that girl ditched all her friends for more popular ones that don't even like her... she pulled a monty."

3. jeannette: how should we pose for this picture?

amy: OH! lets do the monty!
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