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Montimere

french man. oui oui monsieur. je suis de la Haiti (AKA Florida). Beautiful tone with the first name Luckens ( a very powerful name) #frenchmanclub. Dislikes sushi.LOVES MUSHROOMS. HATES PIZZA "its multicultural and you can put whatever you want on it, you can fuck around with the thang."
"Im about to Montimere my pizza."

"have you montimered before? its the best thing you can do while high."
by luckensfanclub101 November 11, 2021
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Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.
Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*
by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017
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Monterey

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.
Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.
by chaychel October 14, 2011
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Famous Mortimer

Famous Mortimer is the fictional director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie") appearing throughout Mr. Show sketches. He appears only once, as a background character. In his one appearance, he was played by comedian Patton Oswalt.
by Dj_kulture August 3, 2006
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Mortimer Jordan

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!
guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful
by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020
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Monterey Jack Minaj

A Wisconsin style threesome involving two women and one male who engage in the act of sexual intercourse involving Kwik-Trip or equivalent type cheese.
Did you hear about Juan Hollywood yesterday? He was arrested for seducing two female police officers out of a traffic violation in a Kwik-Trip parking lot! He fashioned a pair of Monterey-Jack handcuffs and sharp cheddar anal beads, and told the arresting officers it was just your typical "Monterey Jack Minaj." What a boss!
by Herbie Jones March 31, 2021
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Monterey

A place where you're sick if you're Italian or Sicilian and rock all stars/world series gear from five years ago. It is common to think you are "legit" if you smoke weed and/or drink profusely. In addition, everyone has hooked up with everyone, and aids is an epidemic. To top it off, allllll of the white kids listen to 2pac, Mac Dre, and Andre Nickatina as they drive around in their daddy's car.
Let's go to Monterey! Where the girls are easy and the weed is dank but there's nothing fun to do besides hit on people at the mall or walk on the wharf!
by Siq wit it June 28, 2008
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