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Get milked and a back massage the same time.
I'll take the number 4, Moochoo massage!
- said Holden in the overpriced spa.
Moochoo by Francois the Unsheathed October 15, 2021
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mouchool-drill 

It is a type of drill (subgenre of Hiphop) song which makes you mouchool (emotional and soft) due to the emotional lyrics or melody.
#4gang
This new song by poobon and 021kid is in mouchool-drill genre.
mouchool-drill by shayanfallahi February 15, 2022

Moocholini 

Someone who is a notorious moocher, first used in The Simpsons episode "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore".
"Hey man, let me go buy another round. You guys have any money? My shout next time, I promise"

"Dude, that's what he says everytime. He keeps mooching off of us. He's a Moocholini"
Moocholini by ZanL.Jackson July 14, 2009
Secret organization. Modern branch of the chinese triad.
Issued from Black Flags from South China and Vietnam (Black Flags issuing from Tai Ping). Known to have its origin in Hong-Kong, then spread out around the world. Main activity in Casino gambling investments.
February 1st, 2008 - Macao. 2:00 AM : ***** sat down to play alongside Mr. Kham to his last HK$500. Mr. Kham suggested baccarat. **** reluctantly agreed. One table was full and one table was empty. Mr. Kham chose the empty table with the exclamation, "I'm feeling like I'm a Mooshoo gambler!"
Mooshoo by King of Gambler March 25, 2008
Your most loved person to you and can be used in any meaning for best friends to lovely mom
Your my mooshoo
Mooshoo by Childish weirdo 34 February 12, 2021

el moocho 

The biggest most mexican scab on the earth, the one who takes your last cigarette, drinks your last beer or drives your car with the petrol light on...

The guy who never buys fish and chips, the guy who never shouts anyone a sesh, A.k.a El Moocho
El Moocho: Hey man, I got a mean as craving for a cigarette man, do you have one?
Tom: Dude, you just went through my pack and know I have one lucky left... you fucking scab
el moocho by TomTheSex August 7, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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