moocho 

u r stupid

u moocho

moocho by daniel king February 16, 2003

moocho 

An arrogant over-confident "tough guy" mentality that in reality is only possible because the mean-tempered dude is always getting physical/verbal backup and/or other assistance from one or more fellow males who are genuinely strong/brave; like many so-called "macho" guys, he's actually just a sniveling coward if he's on his own.

Tronald Dump is just a big blustering moocho --- it it weren't for Dear Old Daddy's wealth that he inherited, he'd be pichin' camp at da poorhouse.

moocho by QuacksO May 6, 2018

el moocho 

The biggest most mexican scab on the earth, the one who takes your last cigarette, drinks your last beer or drives your car with the petrol light on...

The guy who never buys fish and chips, the guy who never shouts anyone a sesh, A.k.a El Moocho

El Moocho: Hey man, I got a mean as craving for a cigarette man, do you have one?
Tom: Dude, you just went through my pack and know I have one lucky left... you fucking scab

el moocho by TomTheSex August 7, 2006

Mucho moocho 

1. One who mooches many things from people surrounding them, including food, money, clothes, writing utensils, other school supplies, paperwork/information, housing, etc... You may respond as you feel towards mucho moochos.

Jim: Hey could I borrow your chem homework?

Kim: No way I did all the work myself! Get your own you mucho moocho!

Jim: OK...*seconds later* hey Bob could I borrow your chem HW?

...this can continue for several minutes or hours depending on what is needed

Mucho moocho by John319 September 23, 2008

porn mooch 

1) n. An individual who acquires and uses another's account for commercial porn sites without ever contributing money or returning the favor.

2) n. An individual who refuses to pay for porn, but rather subsists on the seemingly infinite supply of lo-res pictures and truncated, money shot-less clips meant to induce subscriptions. Without use of a proper browser, this usually leads to a porn storm. The search of good porn using this method can often result in succumbing to a porn vortex.

Matt is such a porn mooch! I gave him my goatslikeitrough.com login like three months ago, and he changed my password!

Every time you pass by Eric's computer, there's a porn storm. He's such a porn mooch! Why doesn't he just pay for the stuff?

porn mooch by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008

Scooch a mooch 

when something/someone is in the way

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch

Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing

Get out the way, scooch a mooch !

Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015