mconstitutional 

A law of a place or society that doesn’t make sense

“Man, this law is mconstitutional, it sucks!

mconstitutional by Supreno December 15, 2021

Constitutional Drift 

A term that has come into popular usage during 45’s administration since it has shown such an aggressive propensity for chipping away at the US Constitution.

Unlike Continental Drift which slowly happens over eons, the Trump Team has shown that it has mastered the dark art of what is regarded as serious and speedy Constitutional Drift.

Constitutional Drift by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

constitutional

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.

constitutional by adam_knows February 15, 2017

constitutional

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.

constitutional by nycgirlh June 12, 2007

morning constitutional 

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

morning constitutional by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006

Constitutionalist 

How Republicans, smart enough to know that the Republican Party platform is an embarassment, refer to themselves.

Mom, why do Constitutionalists always vote exactly the same as Republicans?

Constitutionalist by Truckdriver March 21, 2010

Constitutional Cherry Picker 

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.

A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.

Constitutional Cherry Picker by Logan2255 August 15, 2010