monsterfucked

Being epicly screwed, owned, or both

"We have two hours to finish this film project. we're MONSTERfucked"

"Did you see that tackle? that guy just got monsterfucked

"Crap I have 3 huge tests today and i didnt study for either of them! im monsterfucked!

by thecommonenemy October 25, 2009

Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!

Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

by There_be_monsters_here February 17, 2021

Masterfucked

The superlative needed when "fucked" just isn't a good enough description.

"That midterm masterfucked the shit out of me."

by isteratter October 23, 2010

Monsterfucking

The act whereas one chugs 17 cans of Monster energy drink then proceeds to fornicate with drywall.

Yo, Kyle was Monsterfucking a hole in my parents living room. I gotta spackle that shit after I clean off his spackling.

by Wookieflookieflame August 19, 2021

musterfucked

When you use mustard as lube because there's nothing else and her snatch is as dry as the desert.

Steve: Bro how'd it go last night with Kim? Bob: It was ok till I ran out of lube and her baby maker was so dry I could soak El Niño with it, and had to musterfuck her.
Steve: Oh you musterfucked her? You nasty as hell.

by Poonj March 19, 2016

Monsterfucker

The man that fucks the monsterfucker and can keep up. (This is a very rare type of man)

Monsterfucker: A girlfriend with an absurdly high sex-drive, which initally seems great, but then you realise it's far higher than yours and you can barely keep-up, you can't sleep, you've no energy, you feel like death and STILL SHE WANTS MORE

My man is the only only monsterfucker I know.

by Larry and burn July 17, 2023

monsterfuckee

Somebody who wants to get fucked BY monsters. Aka a bottom/sub for monsters.

Person 1: "Yo, you fuck monsters??"
Person 2: "no- Im a monsterfuckee, I wanna get fucked by monsters."

by c0ck4ndb411t0rtur3 March 31, 2024