monoshirt
monoshirt by fatparkcitizens November 24, 2009
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Monoshipper
Monoshipper by Regretful investigator August 11, 2022
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monoshirt • moonshit • Mondoshit • Monishita • Monosheist • Monoshipper • Mooshit • Manoskirtosexual • Manshirting • minishirt
moonshit
-noun
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.
<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>
- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.
<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>
- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
minishirt
A 'dress' that is actually supposed to be a shirt. It is usually shorter than a miniskirt and is often worn to the clubs. Alternatively, it is worn during the day in order to elicit attention from males and cat-calls from passing vehicles.
Hey, Tammy? Like, do you think I can wear this shirt as a dress? You know, like, instead of a 'miniskirt' it's a 'minishirt!'
Like, totally cute! Soooo fetch! You go gurrl!
Like, totally cute! Soooo fetch! You go gurrl!
minishirt by psychoticdeer October 10, 2009
Monosfritos
A side-dish served with a chupaqueso at the popular Taco Bufa restaurant, as seen in the webcomic "Schlock Mercenary." (www.schlockmercenary.com)
Literally, it means "fried monkeys." It is likely something has been lost in the translation.
Literally, it means "fried monkeys." It is likely something has been lost in the translation.
Monosfritos by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003
Manshirting
Manshirting is a verb that describes process of making a muscle shirt or "man shirt" for the female gender. Often used in sports such as Soccer, Field Hockey, Lacrosse, Etc. In order to participate in the process of "Manshirting" one must know how to make a man shirt. (Cutting off sleeves and cutting the sides low enough for enough breeze to flow through the shirt to reach the body.
"Since the weather is beginning to grow hotter, we will be holding a manshirting party for field hockey t-shirts!"
"Yes! I love manshirts and the process of Manshirting!"
"Yes! I love manshirts and the process of Manshirting!"
Manshirting by KPimz September 10, 2009
Mondoshit
Not your average, everyday shit. The epitome of "the shit" and encompasses everything that is mind-blowingly cool, awesome, or really super duper.
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