-noun
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.
<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>
- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
After James finished wiping his ass he found moonshit.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.
A 'dress' that is actually supposed to be a shirt. It is usually shorter than a miniskirt and is often worn to the clubs. Alternatively, it is worn during the day in order to elicit attention from males and cat-calls from passing vehicles.
Hey, Tammy? Like, do you think I can wear this shirt as a dress? You know, like, instead of a 'miniskirt' it's a 'minishirt!'
Manshirting is a verb that describes process of making a muscle shirt or "man shirt" for the femalegender. Often used in sports such as Soccer, Field Hockey, Lacrosse, Etc. In order to participate in the process of "Manshirting" one must know how to make a man shirt. (Cutting off sleeves and cutting the sides low enough for enough breeze to flow through the shirt to reach the body.
"Since the weather is beginning to grow hotter, we will be holding a manshirting party for field hockeyt-shirts!"
"Yes! I love manshirts and the process of Manshirting!"