An adherent to the belief that there is only one woman who is right for you and that there is no point in being with anyone else, even if she doesn't want to have anything to do with you − ever.
Horton was a staunch monosheist till the very end. After letting his one and only true love, Marissa , slip through his fingers − the self-same fingers with which he would fingerbang her maloderous pudendum every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she bled and yelled "Harder! Harder! − he cut his testicles off with a butter knife and vowed a life of celibacy.
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Alex was a staunch monosheist till the end. After letting Melissa, his one and only true love, slip through his fingers -- the self-same fingers with which he would finger-fuck her maloderous virgin pussy every night upon the dusty floor of his bedroom as she yelled "Harder!" -- he vowed a life of celibacy and honored that vow until his demise.
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Monotheism is characteristic of the Abrahamic religions, Judaism, Christianity, Druzism, Samaritanism, Islam, the Baha'i Faith and Zoroastrianism, but also Sikhism.
Monotheism is characteristic of the Abrahamic religions, Judaism, Christianity, Druzism, Samaritanism, Islam, the Baha'i Faith and Zoroastrianism, but also Sikhism.
Have monotheism in your heart and you shall enter paradise (not sure about idol worshipers etc though)
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