-noun
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.
<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>
- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
1. An excrement that feels particularly unclean, resulting in a piece of shit that hangs off the ass unknowingly to the owner. Usually found after wiping.
<Origin: bef. 900; ME moneshite, OE moonashiten; c. OHG moonoscite, ON mooniskizan, Goth menascheissen;>
- Discovered well before the first century, the term moonshit was thought to be named for its orb or crescent like appearance and it's ability to float seemingly in air. From Gothic origin, the term became popular in America in the early 1920's. Since then, although rarely used in civilized conversation, the term is occasionally brought up when appropriate.
After James finished wiping his ass he found moonshit.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.
Good thing he caught it before he pulled up his pants.
by Ian Kerr April 19, 2007
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After hearing Cletus extolled the goodness of the KKK, partygoers told him "shut up and drink your moonshine!"
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Moonshine is fermented, distilled ethanol. Depending on what you fermented, you get varying levels of toxic methanol. You can test for methanol by adding a little Moonshine to a borosilicate glass beaker or petri dish, adding boric acid or borax and some sulfuric acid, then burning it. If the flame turns green, then your Moonshine contains toxic methanol and it's not safe to drink, only safe for the laboratory. If the flame turns yellow and blue, it's just ethanol. If the fire turns red, you'll be dead because it has lead. Moonshine is fermented sugar.
I tested my Moonshine with the boric acid and sulfuric acid flame test! The fire was blue and yellow so it was safe and has no methanol or lead. It's just ethanol.
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This new product was the moonshot for our company. It was extremely successful and sent our sales to the moon.
by AnonymousHelp July 9, 2010
Get the Moonshot mug.In the Netflix film The Kissing Booth 2, Elle entered a dance tournament with the hopes of winning the prize money to help pay for private college. On the Ferris wheel scene with Marco, she defines moonshot as follows:
“It’s like something amazing that you want really badly, but its not super likely to happen.”
“It’s like something amazing that you want really badly, but its not super likely to happen.”
by AnomalyXR July 28, 2020
Get the Moonshot mug.Moonshine is distilled drinking alcohol(ethanol). First, you ferment a sugary drink(by adding yeast). Then, you distill it. The trick is, distill slowly and collect and throw away the first few shots. The first few shots contain methanol, a toxic impurity which causes blindness, kidney failure, and even death. Then, continue to distill and collect that ethanol. Most moonshiners who forgot to throw away the methanol impurity found out the hard way. Now you can enjoy properly made moonshine. Moonshine is awesome!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 2, 2021
Get the Moonshine mug.Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.
The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."
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