monodrone 

A combination of the words monotone and drone on, monodrone describes a way of telling a story that threatens to put the listener to sleep or encourages her to attempt strangulation of the speaker. A story told in monodrone has no narrative arc, no punchline, no interesting tidbit details, and seemingly no end - it is simply incessant noise. Monodrone can also be used to describe the speaking style of some lecturers - no amount of caffeine is sufficient to keep the student alert and attentive.

His story had no narrative arc, no punchline, no interesting tidbit details, and seemingly no end - completely monodrone. He went on and on... and on, and still nothing happened. He didn't make me laugh, didn't make me think. His incessant noise was just interminable and I started fantasizing about jumping across the table to strangle him. But I feel bad, because he is actually a really nice person.

monodrone by Freddie Bean September 20, 2010

Monotone Walk 

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.

‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’

Monotone Walk by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

Monotone meat bag 

A narcissist or sociopath when their mask is cracked or they are at home, out of the public eye and not show boating their false persona. It is at these times when they are not in public view that they let down their guard, are devoid of ANY emotion and their voice becomes monotone. They are referred to as meatbags to highlight their lack of human traits. Without a conscience (super ego) and unable to experience empathy, they are incomplete people who are monotone meat bags devoid of anything human.

At the party Fred was charming, engaging and delightful to the guests.
After the party, Fred returned to his home with his family and reassumed his position of monotone meat bag. He locked himself in his bedroom with his devices after leaving the young toddlers and their bags at the door with the mother. He did not bother to grumble goodnight before tucking into a selection of pornography and video games on his ipad. He locked his door and ignored the children's bedtime routine. The charming prince at the party was only an illusion. His monotone meat bag self resurfaced the moment he was out of public view and surrounded by family in his home.

Monotone meat bag by Narcbuster April 23, 2018

Mondrome

This will be a blend word with Monday + Syndrome (Mondrome). This words perfectly define Monday syndrome. Which refers to fatigue, tiredness, terrible mood swings, lack of motivation to work, inattention when starting your week on Mondays. It is the first day of work or school after the full 2 days of the weekend and a lot of people are not motivated to work. This type of behavior refers to mondrome.

I suffer from mondrome every Monday.

She is so cranky because of mondrome.

Mondrome really sucks.

Ugh mondrome, again!

Mondrome by Fifz July 29, 2019

monotone face 

when your face is totally devoid of emotion, usually after someone has made a lame joke

Scarlett didnt think Dads joke was funny so she showed him her monotone face

monotone face by Kittsy December 18, 2012

Corner Monorner 

Corner Monorner
noun
/cóór-nor - mónóurnerr/

1. An expression used to identify the paradox in which multiple people, objects, or events involved in a synchronized action contemporaneously perform the same task (with a set beginning, duration, and ending point ) yet somehow complete the task at a different time in relation to one another.

2. A bad ass thing

3. You live and learn, easy come easy go.

4. Anything your heart desires

5. A small sweet bear

6. palatial regalia

adjective;
Corner Monorner

1. The act of being and saying best thing ever to utter out loud

Origin- After traffic collision investigation class, looking for whiskey, vanilla coke, and ice.

"our days are so Corner Monorner." " Corner Mononer floorner gournor pournerr"

Corner Monorner by bertywho July 11, 2016

monobrowed

When a web sites is ragingly prejudiced against all browsers but one.

That site only works in Safari, I hate monobrowed sites!

monobrowed by SuedeStar May 20, 2009