Monokrove 

A Stupid, idiotic person.

Person 1: We should cheat from (So and so) in the exam!
Person 2: No! He's a monokrove.

Monokrove by HussHuss December 27, 2022

Mongroves 

a mental disorder characterized by a severe obsession with non-specific body part(s) repeated: stroking, examining, displaying to others, stretching, rubbing, caressing and a frequent request for others to examine the selected part for flaws.

"Pip has a severe case of mongroves, he has rubbed all the fur off his calf"

"the patient was observed repeatingly pulling
on his loose facial skin"

"He is continually showing me his non-exsistant abs, asking if they look phenominal. I am positive he has mongroves.

Mongroves by DrVinnyTBare April 25, 2011

monobrowed

When a web sites is ragingly prejudiced against all browsers but one.

That site only works in Safari, I hate monobrowed sites!

monobrowed by SuedeStar May 20, 2009

monodrone 

A combination of the words monotone and drone on, monodrone describes a way of telling a story that threatens to put the listener to sleep or encourages her to attempt strangulation of the speaker. A story told in monodrone has no narrative arc, no punchline, no interesting tidbit details, and seemingly no end - it is simply incessant noise. Monodrone can also be used to describe the speaking style of some lecturers - no amount of caffeine is sufficient to keep the student alert and attentive.

His story had no narrative arc, no punchline, no interesting tidbit details, and seemingly no end - completely monodrone. He went on and on... and on, and still nothing happened. He didn't make me laugh, didn't make me think. His incessant noise was just interminable and I started fantasizing about jumping across the table to strangle him. But I feel bad, because he is actually a really nice person.

monodrone by Freddie Bean September 20, 2010

Monklover 

People, normally named Jason, who regularly had their heads put down the toilet in school.

This would happen due to the fact they thought they were flashy, but were actually twats

Pronounced Mung-clover rather than monk-lover, unless of course he’s gay and has slept with a monk

Look at that prick, he’s a right Jason Monklover

Monklover by Gerhard burger July 1, 2018

monkprovement

An improvement, action or purchase that does not seem to make sense from an economic point of view, but satisfies the inner monk in order to achieve the optimum in a sub-area

A monkprovement is using a $20 smart plug to turn off low-wattage devices, earning yearly savings of less than $2

monkprovement by macrojames January 21, 2025