monobling 

That which is not quite bling bling. Half-bling. Unibling. Quasibling. Diet Bling. A bling that isn't quite a bling.

Monobling is blades on a '93 Camry. It's cubic zirconium in 8-carat gold-plated zinc. It's a hundred-dollar bill on top of a thick wad of singles.

monobling by Joseph Anchorhead January 27, 2004

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult

"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

Cock mongeling queef burger by spartan-215 October 8, 2009

moobington 

Pet-name for a fat teenage boy with large, swollen man boobs.

'Ey Moobington, go take a shower.

moobington by somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend August 23, 2004

monolining 

The opposite of multi-tasking.

I didn't hear you , I was monolining.

monolining by billyt555 January 24, 2016

monobiguous 

having a single meaning only; not open to more than one interpretation

Jackie: Jeeze I desperately need cream on my face

Helen: WTF!? Who's cream you after? That's a little ambiguous don't you think?

Jackie: NO IT'S NOT! It's completely monobiguous - my face is dry and it needs cream

monobiguous by Peter Greenwall April 16, 2011

mongling 

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb

hey, quit mongling the cat

mongling by sacburg January 2, 2008

moobing violation 

When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.

Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.

moobing violation by cdafox May 7, 2010